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I still haven't recovered:\n\n\"My dad works on the computer in his underwear.\"\n\nThat was the opening line...\n\n\"He talks to himself a lot. Sometimes he yells at something called Stripe.\"\n\nThe teacher noted she asked what Stripe was.\n\nThey said: \"It's the thing that makes dad happy or sad. Mostly sad.\"\n\nThen came the career explanation:\n\n\"He sells invisible things to people he never meets.\nThey pay him every month but sometimes they stop\nand then he eats cereal for dinner.\"\n\nThe teacher asked if I had coworkers.\n\n\"He has a friend named Slack who talks to him all day.\nAnd a guy named Pavel who lives in the computer.\nPavel fixed something once and dad almost cried.\"\n\nThe class asked what my company does.\n\n\"It helps other companies do things better.\nI don't know what things because dad tried to explain but I fell asleep.\"\n\nThe grand finale:\n\n\"One time dad made ten thousand dollars in one day\nand bought mommy flowers.\n\nThen someone canceled and he returned the flowers.\"\n\nThe teacher's note at the bottom said:\n\n\"Your child is very creative. We'd love to have you visit for career day.\"\n\nI'm not going, because if my kid already roasted me this hard from memory, there's no surviving a live demo.\n\nI can't explain B2B SaaS to adults, let alone kids.\n\nMy wife asked why I was staring at the transcript.\nI told her I was doing competitive analysis, basically.\n\nTLDR:\n\nMy kid told thirty children that dad's mood depends on my Stripe dashboard. 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And my dad loves me.\u201d \ud83d\ude22 (https://www.linkedin.com/signup/cold-join?session_redirect=https%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Elinkedin%2Ecom%2Fposts%2Falex-turnbull-1ab9992_my-kid-gave-a-presentation-about-me-at-school-activity-7442194063379845120-Hs4A&trk=public_post_comment_like) Like (https://www.linkedin.com/signup/cold-join?session_redirect=https%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Elinkedin%2Ecom%2Fposts%2Falex-turnbull-1ab9992_my-kid-gave-a-presentation-about-me-at-school-activity-7442194063379845120-Hs4A&trk=public_post_comment_reply) Reply (https://www.linkedin.com/signup/cold-join?session_redirect=https%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Elinkedin%2Ecom%2Fposts%2Falex-turnbull-1ab9992_my-kid-gave-a-presentation-about-me-at-school-activity-7442194063379845120-Hs4A&trk=public_post_comment_reactions) 36\u00a0Reactions 37\u00a0Reactions (https://www.linkedin.com/in/scottshagory?trk=public_post_comment_actor-image) (Scott Shagory, graphic) (https://www.linkedin.com/in/scottshagory?trk=public_post_comment_actor-name) Scott Shagory 1w (/uas/login?session_redirect=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.linkedin.com%2Fposts%2Falex-turnbull-1ab9992_my-kid-gave-a-presentation-about-me-at-school-activity-7442194063379845120-Hs4A&trk=public_post_comment_ellipsis-menu-semaphore-sign-in-redirect&guestReportContentType=COMMENT&_f=guest-reporting) Report this comment Kids pick up the parts of us we do not realize we showing and do not care one bit what they are saying.\n\nThat is what makes this funny, he is not describing a SaaS founder, he is describing his dad.\n\nThe part about the flowers is the best, because it is a kid noticing how quickly work can change the mood in a house.\n\nThere is a lot of affection in this too, even with the roasting though.\n\nFamily has a way of cutting through the story and showing you what is actually reaching the people around you. 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And the emotional rollercoaster of Stripe? Spot on.\n\nThe funniest part is how perceptive it is. Monthly subscriptions, churn, the elation of wins, the frustration of cancellations all distilled into a kid-friendly narrative. \n\nIt\u2019s basically a performance review from the most honest audience in the world.\n\nAs founders, we spend so much time explaining what we do in abstract terms invisible products, remote clients, recurring revenue. \n\nBut the truth is, our work is messy, emotional, human. And apparently, hilarious to someone who doesn\u2019t have to care about KPIs.\n\nYour kid just delivered a SaaS founder audit nobody can argue with. (https://www.linkedin.com/in/alex-turnbull-1ab9992?trk=public_post_comment-text) Alex Turnbull \ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f (https://www.linkedin.com/signup/cold-join?session_redirect=https%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Elinkedin%2Ecom%2Fposts%2Falex-turnbull-1ab9992_my-kid-gave-a-presentation-about-me-at-school-activity-7442194063379845120-Hs4A&trk=public_post_comment_like) Like (https://www.linkedin.com/signup/cold-join?session_redirect=https%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Elinkedin%2Ecom%2Fposts%2Falex-turnbull-1ab9992_my-kid-gave-a-presentation-about-me-at-school-activity-7442194063379845120-Hs4A&trk=public_post_comment_reply) Reply 1\u00a0Reaction (https://www.linkedin.com/in/jfallik?trk=public_post_comment_actor-image) (Jay Fallik, graphic) (https://www.linkedin.com/in/jfallik?trk=public_post_comment_actor-name) Jay Fallik 1w (/uas/login?session_redirect=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.linkedin.com%2Fposts%2Falex-turnbull-1ab9992_my-kid-gave-a-presentation-about-me-at-school-activity-7442194063379845120-Hs4A&trk=public_post_comment_ellipsis-menu-semaphore-sign-in-redirect&guestReportContentType=COMMENT&_f=guest-reporting) Report this comment My kids would never sell me out to their teachers like that\u2026 they know I would have to tell their teachers they\u2019ve been grading ChatGPT all year \ud83e\udd37\u2642\ufe0f \n\nLeverage\u2026 you need more leverage \ud83e\udd2a (https://www.linkedin.com/signup/cold-join?session_redirect=https%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Elinkedin%2Ecom%2Fposts%2Falex-turnbull-1ab9992_my-kid-gave-a-presentation-about-me-at-school-activity-7442194063379845120-Hs4A&trk=public_post_comment_like) Like (https://www.linkedin.com/signup/cold-join?session_redirect=https%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Elinkedin%2Ecom%2Fposts%2Falex-turnbull-1ab9992_my-kid-gave-a-presentation-about-me-at-school-activity-7442194063379845120-Hs4A&trk=public_post_comment_reply) Reply (https://www.linkedin.com/signup/cold-join?session_redirect=https%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Elinkedin%2Ecom%2Fposts%2Falex-turnbull-1ab9992_my-kid-gave-a-presentation-about-me-at-school-activity-7442194063379845120-Hs4A&trk=public_post_comment_reactions) 1\u00a0Reaction 2\u00a0Reactions (https://ph.linkedin.com/in/cathy-o-85a7051ab?trk=public_post_comment_actor-image) (Cathy O., graphic) (https://ph.linkedin.com/in/cathy-o-85a7051ab?trk=public_post_comment_actor-name) Cathy O. 18h (/uas/login?session_redirect=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.linkedin.com%2Fposts%2Falex-turnbull-1ab9992_my-kid-gave-a-presentation-about-me-at-school-activity-7442194063379845120-Hs4A&trk=public_post_comment_ellipsis-menu-semaphore-sign-in-redirect&guestReportContentType=COMMENT&_f=guest-reporting) Report this comment Kids are brutal indeed and your kid captures a life of a founder who\u2019s bestfriends with a computer, AI and mostly invisible partners. \ud83d\ude02 (https://www.linkedin.com/signup/cold-join?session_redirect=https%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Elinkedin%2Ecom%2Fposts%2Falex-turnbull-1ab9992_my-kid-gave-a-presentation-about-me-at-school-activity-7442194063379845120-Hs4A&trk=public_post_comment_like) Like (https://www.linkedin.com/signup/cold-join?session_redirect=https%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Elinkedin%2Ecom%2Fposts%2Falex-turnbull-1ab9992_my-kid-gave-a-presentation-about-me-at-school-activity-7442194063379845120-Hs4A&trk=public_post_comment_reply) Reply 1\u00a0Reaction (https://pl.linkedin.com/in/grzegorzberezowski?trk=public_post_comment_actor-image) (Grzegorz Berezowski, graphic) (https://pl.linkedin.com/in/grzegorzberezowski?trk=public_post_comment_actor-name) Grzegorz Berezowski 1w (/uas/login?session_redirect=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.linkedin.com%2Fposts%2Falex-turnbull-1ab9992_my-kid-gave-a-presentation-about-me-at-school-activity-7442194063379845120-Hs4A&trk=public_post_comment_ellipsis-menu-semaphore-sign-in-redirect&guestReportContentType=COMMENT&_f=guest-reporting) Report this comment It's basically a job description of every SaaS founder.My kid at the kindergarten told the group his father was a garbage collector. Everyone wanted me to come and talk about this exciting and important job. I didn't go because I would have to tell them that I sit all day in my underwear in front of the computer, talk to Slack and cry at Stripe. 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Even though I don\u2019t know you, you gotta go to careers day lol. 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I too had a Pavel back in the day who I never met or spoke to verbally but who absolutely owned all website fixes. Saved my backside more times than I could count. All I ever knew of him was our Ruglish interactions on Skype chat and his profile photo (a buzzcut, barrel chested man in a singlet). Assume my kids would have said something similar if they'd been old enough to communicate at that time! 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